Kids' Words of Wisdom

Children have lots to say ... here are some of their words of wisdom!
If your child(ren) have said something funny we'd love to hear about it.
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Look mummy spaghetti walking!!! (refering to weavels on the ground)
Jordan 2 years

You know Sleeping Beauty? Well, if she puts her finger on a prick she will go to sleep for a hundred years!
Reuben 5 years

Mummy, I can't invite Hannah to the party because, Alex, Ethan and Campbell are scared she is going to kiss them!
Jordan 4 years

Mummy, I don't want to be famous because everyone would be chasing me and would want my autograph ... and I don't know what to write ... should I just write Jordan?
Jordan 6 years

After mum explained that a widow was a woman whose husband had died....
"ohhhhh, I thought that was a weirdo!"
Hemi 7 years

Mummy, I need to lie down on the sofa. I was working and I am tired like daddy.
Jordan 3 years

"Little boy got tail" (Upon seeing a naked toddler for the first time at swimming lesson)
Maddison 2 years

Mummy, you know what would be really good and relaxing for me? If I had Twisties and I could sit in front of the TV and relax with a lemonade that has a piece of lemon on the side of the glass and a little umbrella ...
Jordan 6 years

"Having a family cuddle" (Seeing rugby league teams pack down for a scrum)
Maddison 2 years

Buzz Lighthear Toy - I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace
Jordan- I'm buzzed like you, I come in pissd
Jordan 3 years

After seeing an ad for air-freshener on TV:
"Mum, you can get this spray thing you know, to get rid of the ogres"
Reuben 6 years

Mummy, I want to watch Vomit & Gromit (referring to Wallace & Gromit movie)
Jordan 4 years

Jordan: Mummy I don't want to go to the soccer camp again. There was a bully and he was hitting me.
Mum: How about we get one of your friends to come with you next time.
Jordan: No, but how about a bodyguard!
Jordan 6 years

Mummy, I know why you were so excited about putting the bath bomb in the bath ... you wanted to make me clean. I'm not falling for your sneaky tricks again!!!
Jordan 6 years

A music teacher had to cancel a Tuesday class so suggested a make up class on Saturday. Mum couldn't figure out why her son refused to go when finally he said:
Okay I'll go but I'm not putting any make-up on
Mark 6 years